The Alternative Gwerin Elections

The Greatest Words of Wisdom

"Trousers are irrelevant" - Will
"Look after your feet and your arse will look after itself." - Kate
"Nothing is as important as the last half hour" - Rob
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The Most Frantic Kit Making Session

The 'many hats' all-nighter before Oystermouth last year.
The 'many shields' all-nighter before Oystermouth this year.
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Stupidest Comment from a Member of the Public

"Aren't your feet cold?" - Every Show, at least one member of the public.
"Do the knights ever hit you by accident?" - Pontypridd, small child.
"There seem to be flames coming out of your wood!" -Coity Castle, small child looking at the fire.
"Why are you still alive?" - Coity Castle, small child.
"Do you always live like this?" - Gower Society talk.
"What's that for?" - On the way to practice, member of the public staring at a spear.
"But they didn't have chain-mail then did they?" - Jorvik, Tony Blair PM.
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Silliest Campsite Activity

Gold Songs.
Leia Coursing.
Bejabbers.
Cosmic Chess.
The boffer-sticks at Fritton.
Any available adventure playground.
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Silliest Place to do a Show Barefoot.

Croft Castle - Thistles.
York - Pointy Tarmac.
Gloucester - Members of the public taking A Dim View.
Leeds - Blizzards.
Cosmeston - Floods.
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Most Bone Idle Battle Practice

The one where three of us laid under the tree in the park for an hour then went to the pub.
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