Caution!
CADW have introduced a new range of warning signs. But what they're warning against is anybody's guess. Suggestions on a postcard? (Or an email)
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| -You are not in the Matrix--do not try to
run up the wall.
-Beware of people with flashing feet and/or excessively long toes. |
-Do not fling yourself bodily off of the
monument.
-"You set up the crash mat, right?" |
-Beware incoming fire. Keep you head
below the parapets.
-Beware of lost contact lenses. |
-Do not attempt skateboarding tricks on the steps unless you actually own a skateboard. | -Squinting too hard may cause headaches--if
you can't see the monument then move closer.
-"Has anyone seen my right arm?" |
