Words of Wisdom
I'll leave you to decide for yourselves which members of Y Gwerin suit which quotes best...
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"Right, back to Plan A then -
Cut off his ear" - Mr Croup (Neverwhere). -Always have a plan. |
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"Didn't anyone ever warn
you about playing with pointy sticks? - it's all fun and games until
someone loses an eye" - Buffy (Buffy the Vampire Slayer). -Be careful with pointy sticks. |
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"I'll bring the weaponry." , "I'll bring the party mix" - Buffy &
Giles (Buffy the Vampire Slayer). -Always bring supplies. |
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"Do I know you?" ,
"Um, you hit me with an axe once..." - Joyce and Spike (Buffy
the Vampire Slayer) -Hitting someone with an axe can be a great way to meet new friends. |
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"Well they said I was
carrying around a lot of repressed anger...", "...and?",
"I'm not repressed anymore." -Marcus and Franklin (Babylon
5) -Hitting people is good for releasing repressed anger. |
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"You don't fight fair."
-Sheridan (Babylon 5) -It's not always necessary to fight fair. |
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"I think they're genetically
incapable of walking away from a fight." - Garibaldi (Babylon
5) -Any reason for a fight will do. |
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"I will have to
kill you...what are friends for." -Londo (Babylon 5) -If you must be killed make sure it's by a friend. |
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"What year is
this?" - Sheridan (Babylon 5) -Try and remember what time period you actually live in. |
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"It's a Minbari
fighting pike several hundred years old. You're just jealous
because you don't have one. Bad case of pikal envy if you ask
me." -Marcus (Babylon 5) -Try not to lust after other people's weapons. |
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"Worst case of
testosterone poisoning I've ever seen" -Ivonava (Babylon 5) -Try not to get carried away. |
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"Easy, take it easy. I
hate personal violence - especially when I'm the person." -
Vila (Blake's 7). -Cringing sometimes helps. |
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"You've got an
army of five - five and him." -Avon (Blake's 7) -A decent sized army always helps. |
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"Die? I can't do
that!", "I'm afraid you can, it's the one talent we all share
- even you." - Vila and Avon (Blake's 7) -Anyone can manage to die. |
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"I plan to live
forever, or die trying." -Vila (Blake's 7) -It's worth a try. |
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"You are
expendable", "And you're not?", No I am not. I am
not expendable, I'm not stupid, and I'm not going." -Avon and
Vila (Blake's 7) -Make sure you're not expendable. |
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"Sometimes one's
friends can be more of a liability than one's enemies." -Avon
(Blake's 7) -Keep an eye on your friends. |
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"I've just worked out a
completely new strategy - it's called running away." -Vila
(Blake's 7) -Works for me |
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"I just don't
want to die is that unreasonable?", "Yes!"
-Vila and almost everyone else (Blake's 7) -Be reasonable. |
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"Strategic withdrawal is
running away, but with dignity." -Tarrant (Blake's 7) -Try and maintain your dignity even when legging it. |
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"Shooting
Vikings now? That's not very sporting." - Langly (The
Lone Gunmen) -Keep it sporting. |
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"I
assure you we're neither slapping not tickling." - Byers (The
Lone Gunmen) -Campfire activities can be misinterpreted. |
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