Words of Wisdom: Part 1

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“I will not aim for the head” – Bart (The Simpsons). 
Always put Safety First!
“…chain-mail from the point of view of an arrow can be thought of as a series of loosely-connected holes.” – Discworld: Lords and Ladies
-Keep your distance from the archers.
“Then there was the sword… You tried to stick it into the enemy by a vigorous arm motion, and the enemy tried to stop you.  She was a little uncertain about what happened next.  She hoped you were allowed another go.” – Magrat (Discworld: Lords and Ladies)
-Always have another go.
“It’s not enough to be able to pick up a sword.  You have to know which end to poke into the enemy.” – Shawn Ogg (Discworld: Lords and Ladies)
-Learn to recognise the business end of your weapon.

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